Star Jones and her gastric band have kinda sorta bounced back from getting canned from “The View,” and the former prosecuting attorney has just launched a Court TV talk show. Somehow, my gay boyfriend ended up on her mailing list and received this letter in part:
As you know, the ‘Star Jones Show’ launches on Monday, August 20, 2007 at 3:00pm (E/P) on Court TV. My commitment is to provide you with a show that talks about the issues you want to know more about. In order to do this [sic] I need your support. Many years ago we started a fantastic journey together; let’s make certain that the new phase is as exciting. Use this link - courttv.com/sweepstakes - to take you to the “Star for a Day” Sweepstakes, run through Court TV.
You could win: A 3 day/2 night trip to NYC
Trendy hotel accommodations
Spa treatments
VIP passes to a live taping of Star’s show
Lunch with Star**pending availability
Remember, if it’s on your mind, it gets the star treatment.
As much as I’d like to make a joke about the “pending availability” clause concerning lunch with Star Jones, I’ll just let you draw your own conclusions, bitches.
See also Star Jones On A Stripper Pole
8 comments
“As you know …”
Star is making a big assumption about our interest.
I hate Star Jones and I give her show a month before cancelation
She looks like…..a tennis ball on a toothpick.
Not a good look, people.
eff off, you jealous bitches, i’m having lunch with the Star!! i’ll have what SHE’S eatin!
Well, BA, when you have lunch with Star, ask her about all those shoe, okay? I once e-mailed her (when she was on The View) about all those shoes. She actually e-mailed me back!
I love shoes.
that’s so GAY
Groovy, I gotta know . . . did she lie about her shoe size or what?
Oh, I didn’t ask about that.
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