Paris Hilton is a reliable source of stories about skankitude, arrogance, stupidity, and general celebrity scuzziness, but occasionally she outdoes herself. Everyone’s favorite heiress was in Vegas last weekend to party with the cast of scrubs, and she and a few cast members went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform. Singer Joshua Radin was part of the group, and his account of the night doesn’t make for pretty reading:

She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.�

(The guy’s not exaggerating. You can see a video of Paris preening a foot and a half from Jay-Z here.)

Radin goes on to describe how Paris stumbled onto the stage to lip-synch a couple of songs from her smash album after thoroughly pickling herself in vodka straight from the bottle. Apparently she couldn’t make it more than a few bars into the song before she heaved up a quart or so of gently used Grey Goose onto the stage. You know what they say: you don’t really buy that stuff, you just rent it. Shame that Paris had to put a damper on the evening (so to speak) for the rest of the partygoers, but it couldn’t have happened to a nicer celebutard. Or with a more appropriate soundtrack.