John Mayer is a reasonably talented guy who is widely suspected of having nailed something like eleventy bazillion gorgeous women in the last five years. Most recently he’s been linked with Jennifer Aniston, and a quick Google news search will turn up loads of speculation that Mayer is Jennifer’s latest forlorn attempt to forget Brad Pitt and that man-stealing bitch he’s shacked up with. But on his blog, Mayer didn’t even bother to discuss the Johnifer hypothesis. Instead, his latest entry is devoted to the number one love of his life—his hair:

Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic ’80s style feathered haircut. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for some time and I’m very excited to bring this amazing look into today’s pop culture landscape. The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

Mayer goes on to discuss some of his role models for this project, including Alex Keaton and Kristy McNichol, whom he calls “the goal personified.” No word yet on whether this project will let John Mayer join Eli Roth and Javier Bardem in the bedhead finals, but I say: Rock on, John Mayer. I for one am ready to be stirred in a poignant manner, and this election cycle really isn’t doing it for me.