This is one of the many reasons that I adore being part of the Pajiba staff. The Irascible Dustin (cool superhero name) has spoken in response to reviews of his latest review:
Two people thus far have accused us (me) of non-professionalism. To those people I simply say: No shit. When you typed in the URL and it included a word that sounded like vagina, the tagline had “bitchy” in it, and there was a movie review with the headline, “Douchenozzle! Fuck-Knuckle! Fight! Fight! Fight!” on the first page, why didn’t you get a clue then? We have a column dedicated to drinking movies and hangover movies, does that smack of professionalism to you? This site was created in opposition to those professional punfucking gobslobberers (made up word!); we have absolutely no pretentions of professionalism. You wanna accuse us (me) of being hacks, that’s cool; but for the love of God, don’t expect us to be professional: A Godtopus is our unofficial mascot, for fuck’s sake.
In related news, I was chatting with my father yesterday while both of us pretended to not be watching an (albeit secular) Easter egg hunt. Inevitably, I think he’s finally realized the etymology of the word “Pajiba.” This shouldn’t be wholly unexpected from a daughter who watched Commando literally hundreds of times as a child. Sorry about that, Dad.
More at the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.
