While poor Scarlett Johansson remains oblivious to the true gaze of Charles, Prince of Wales, no one can deny the mutual chemistry at work between Natalie Portman and Camilla, Dutchess of Cornwall:
A bit of bittersweet irony exists that the woman whom the late Princess Diana once referred to as “The Rottweiler” is now the wife of Prince Charles, and together, they are attending the Royal premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl.
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It’s good to know they have that effect even on royalty. Makes me feel a bit less like the dirty old man that I am.
I guess Natalie must feel like 12 year old girl standing next to ScraJo and the debilitating power of her overexposed chest and those huge irritating half opened lips. She ruins all films (except Ghost World, she was ok in that). Natalie is a might better than she is in terms of an actress, she just looks so young and innocent next to ScarJo. Plus the dress here does nothing for her cleavage…and yes that’s sad too if you’re standing next to Boobs Johanssen!
Cleavage? I think she’s reasonably attractive, but I’ve never thought of her as having “cleavage”. Most women should probably avoid standing next to Scarlett Johannson unless they are trying to avoid being noticed by heterosexual men, or unless she is wearing a burlap sack over her head.
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