It’s been awhile since we heard about that real-life runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks. However, we are pleased to report that Wilbanks and her ex-fianc´, John Mason, have stopped filing lawsuits against each other long enough for John to get his mack on and marry another woman. This time around, John found a (presumably) lovely lady that didn’t demand a wedding with fourteen bridesmaids and six-hundred guests, along with all that other madness:

John Mason was thrust into the spotlight in 2005 when then-fiance Jennifer Wilbanks disappeared just days before their wedding. She turned up a few days later in New Mexico and initially claimed she had been kidnapped and sexually assaulted. She later recanted, saying she ran away because of personal issues, and pleaded no contest to telling authorities a phony story.

Well, Jennifer shouldn’t be bummed out at all about this, for she has more humiliating things to consider. Earlier this month, a musical about her self-induced drama, “Runaway Bride,” opened in Deluth, Georgia, where all the soap-opera action unfolded.

Gathering in a grocery store, characters in the play express various viewpoints, with a shopper played by Tootoo Cirlot summing it up simply: “I can’t believe she never called her mama.”

Ah, well. Sociopaths don’t think about that sort of thing.