George Clooney’s love life seems to consist of a long string of cocktail waitresses, but he still hasn’t gotten over the loss of his truly significant other — Max, Clooney’s pet potbellied pig. Max passed away three years ago, and Clooney still misses him. A lot. So much, in fact, that the actor has hired a psychic to put him in touch with the porker’s soul in Hog Heaven, or wherever it is dead potbellied pigs go:

The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes. I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her.

The BS factor in this story is off the charts, but Clooney’s affection for his pet is touching, sort of, and if the psychic gave him a little peace of mind that can’t be a bad thing. Meanwhile, I’m adding “deceased pet psychic” to the long list of intriguing jobs that my high school guidance counselor never got around to telling us about.