Oh, this is rich. According to the lyrics of Rammstein’s new single, “Pussy,” the band (or, at the very least, the lead singer) has a serious problem: “I can’t get laid in Germany.” Just a wild guess, but perhaps it’s because German girls fully realize how nonsensical Rammstein’s song lyrics really are? After all, I’m guessing that these guys don’t have any trouble at all in the getting-laid department.
Thanx to a fellow keeper of the secret.



















