Vince Young got passed over by his hometown Houston Oilers, but he still ended up as the No. 3 pick in the NFL draft and will thus be heading to Tennessee. Of course, this development means that when Vince meets Houston as a Titan, we’ll be rooting for the latter. My condolences to Houston and an undoubtedly disappointed Matthew McConaughey. On a related note, if Mister McConaughey feels so distraught that he warrants personal attention, he may feel free to call on Agent Bedhead anytime.
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Oilers?
and you’re well-aware that Matt’s a chuby chaser? my connections tell me so. and you know how accurate my connections are.
Nice catch, Stansbury.
Oilers was Houston’s old team. Dang. I don’t care about names – it’s all about the fricking game!
Hmm. Or maybe it’s partly about those tight ends.
And why did I use say “dang” and “fricking” instead of my usual curseword variant?
Trying to keep it PG-13 after the whole Jessica Simpson clambake?
NO! You are not stealing another one of my boyfriends, SADIE LOU!!! Matthew McConaughey is MINE!
(Nevermind you-know-who’s ugly rumor-mongering, he’s just jealous. Pbbbbt.)
Damn t-sips…
… well, fuck… at least he ain’t a Titan….