Let this serve as a friendly reminder of the enduring gayness of Cristiano Ronaldo and his respective sport. Now for some illustrative excerpts from The Sun UK:
- “. . . rubbed off on his team-mates and he slotted home the opening goal.”
- “. . . he fired home Wayne Rooney’s low centre.”
- “There were challenges coming in from all angles.”
- “There was excellent interplay between the strikers.”
- “Going top is most pleasing.”
- “. . . they upped the tempo and could probably have had a couple more.”
- “I’m disappointed that as the game went on, we lost our shape.”
Oh honey. Don’t worry, that happens to everyone.
Previously: Cristiano Ronaldo: Just Do Him
