The Daily Mail reports that little Suri Cruise, who turns three years old this week, shall bypass preschool and head straight into her inevitable Scientology training. Naturally, Suri will attend the New Village Academy run by “non-Scientologist” Will Smith, who advocates all of the “study tech” and “applied scholastics” methods that are really just cleverly-disguised buzzwords for Scientology. So easy, no wonder Will is the Cliff Huxtable Of Scientology.
Of course, Suri will be treated like a princess to illustrate how wonderful Scientology is. Tell that to all the indentured servants stuck on RPF.
