Sweetheart of the Cell Block

By Mr. Atoz in Boy George

Those of you who’ve been losing sleep wondering how Boy George (aka George O’Dowd, or “Bald, Puffy Middle-Aged Man George” to his friends) is faring in London’s notorious Pentonville Prison can all start catching up on your beauty rest, because he’s doing just fine. Despite Boy’s own fears about what jail would be like, it turns out the long-termers at Pentonville are big fans of classics like “Karma Chameleon” and “I’ll Tumble for Ya”:

The governors were taken aback by how popular he was. A lot of the guys are of the age when they remember what a big star he was and how good the Culture Club songs were. But some officers were being too kind and giving him smokes (cigarettes).”

The attention was so great that Boy has since been relocated to an unnamed Class C prison, which means it’s not as hardcore as Pentonville, but hopefully the inmates are a little more hip. Boy George might be released from his 15-month sentence as early as April, but this is probably the most favorable attention he’s received in a decade or more. Don’t be surprised if the first thing he looks for after his release is another gullible male hooker.



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[...] BoyGeorge is quite popular in prison – ABH [...]

01.27.09 | 4:22 pm
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