Any househunter with an extra $135 million to drop will be thrilled to see that Bran Castle is officially on the market. The antiquated charm of its seriously fucked up history will surely act as the ultimate chick magnet. In addition, the labyrinth of hidden corners and secret chambers are guaranteed to fluster even the least ditzy busty babes, so unsuspecting females will have no choice but to rip open their bodices, fling themselves upon Dracula’s bed, and beg for mercy. Or something like that.
Seriously though, there is something completely erotic about the supposed former home of Vlad The Impaler. At least, we thought so until reading about the alleged atrocities connected with his name’s origin. However, if one can overlook such things, the massive phallus erected 60 metres above Transylvania, Romania still conveys a certain skirt-attracting charm. As such, we cannot think of a better use for Flea’s future lottery winnings.
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I’ve clearly grown old beyond my years.
My first thought upon seeing the photo?
“I can’t even imagine the upkeep on that place.”
No kidding – that’s why I never want a huge house – because I still have to clean it.
But whomever buys that place will obviously have a staff on hand. I suspect the city of Transylvania may match the highest offer and keep it as a museum.