No, seriously.

It seems like whenever Will Smith promotes one of his big-budget extravaganzas, a bit too much information always slips out of his mouth. This time, instead of revealing film spoilers at a Japanese press conference, however, Smith is gabbing about Tom Cruise’s irrepressible desire to improve his “swordmanship.” Naturally, Cruise hates to be alone, so he’s recruited Smith and David Beckham to, uh, help him practice the sport of fencing. Sez Will Smith:

Tom has a room for training. We don’t get enough time for hanging out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It’s a lot of fun.

We wanted an activity that was strenuous, but we’re getting older - we have to think about slowing down. We’ve got to watch our joints. Especially my knee… Ow.

I have nothing that could possibly make this story better. Except maybe this.

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