Courtney Love has announced she”’s thinking seriously of moving to London, joining stars like Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow who feel that America is just a little too”’well, not-European”’to appreciate their special style of intelligence and sophistication. How the US will limp along without Courtney”’s cultural contributions is anyone”’s guess, but I suspect we”’ll manage. Meanwhile, Posh Spice has been pricing houses in the same LA neighborhood as her new BFF, Katie Holmes. (Sorry”’I meant Kate Cruise. The last thing we need is to get her master all riled up.) You don”’t have to be an enormous fan of Posh & Becks to know which country is coming out ahead on this particular swap.
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There is a large population of pissed-up skanks in England already, so Courtney should fit right in.
There are a whole lot more coming from there to here, believe me, they just aren’t so fucking promiscuous about it.
Courtney’s antics will get her short shrift in the UK. Contrary to her imaginings (that she will be welcomed with open arms), most Brits (including this one) think she killed Kurt Cobain, and are not therefore overly enthused by the no-talent graceless tart.
She doesn’t sell many albums in that neck of the woods.