Smallholder insists that he’s no metrosexual. Oh, but look at this. Those girly-men on Survivor** would gladly choose eating crap over death, but Smallholder?
Noooooooooooooo.
**Disclaimer: Not that I watch Survivor, but I imagine at some point that someone starving on an island would gladly eat crap. If this inadverently speaks against any or all previous, current, or future cast members of Survivor or American Idol, then you can just suck it. After all, only losers go out for reality television shows. Everyone knows that.
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I think willingness to tolerate manure-mouth is a slam-dunk refutation of metrosexuality.
As an aside, I could have taken the time to clean out my mouth if you had been helping us instead of eating bon-bons in the hayloft.
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