Just last week, it was confirmed that Lindsay “I Bathe In Vodka & Cigarette Butts” Lohan had actually landed a role in Machete. Now, even more shocking news arrives, for Tara Reid has been cast in an upcoming film:

Tara Reid is joining the cast of the indie comedy “Last Call.” The buddy film stars Travis Van Winkle and Ryan Hansen as cousins forced to run a family pub.

The supporting cast includes Christopher Lloyd, Tom Arnold, Dave Foley, Diora Baird, Clint Howard, John Capodice, David DeLuise and Richard Riehle

Naturally, Tara’s role involves liquor, but at least this is an actual acting gig, even if no one cares about the other cast members. Hmm, I wonder who will get a film role next week…