Tara Reid’s movie career has gone tits up

By Phineas G. in Tara Reid

Figuratively speaking of course.

Doe anybody else see train wreck written all over this?

In a 21st-century twist on direct-to-video movies, AOL planned to announce Tuesday that it is premiering movie producer Adam Shapiro’s horror film, “Incubus,” in an unproven format: direct-to-download.

Time Warner Inc.’s Internet business will begin selling the movie, which stars Tara Reid, for $7.99 on its relaunched site for teens, AOL Red, starting on Halloween. A five-day rental, no burning to a DVD, will cost $3.49. DVDs will go on sale in November.

Here I was hoping that Incubus would be the movie to save her career, or at least get her back into the trendy nightclubs. One would think that her stint as hostess of E’s Wild-on would have revitalized her nightlife, apparently not.

Hopefully Ms. Reid will heed the advice Agent Bedhead penned for her several months back, otherwise her career may go tits up literally when she’s only offered rolls as a fluffer for adult movies.



4 comments

Given Tara’s natural urge to suck on anything in her mouth… I suspect she went to hospital with severe tongue and throat burns after that picture was taken.

09.20.06 | 12:15 pm
mr. atoz

Well, she’s taken Step 1 out of the eight steps in the Agent’s 12-step program. So that’s a start. Step 2 would be publicity pictures less retarded than the one illustrating this post, something she could accomplish by sitting on a photocopier.

09.20.06 | 4:04 pm
slug

Tara Reid has a movie career?

09.20.06 | 7:46 pm
Wickedpinto

I just want Tara to star in hardcore anal porn.

That will re-vitalize her career, look at what it did for pam.

09.21.06 | 3:55 pm
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