SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY: “[A]s fotograpfers snap away TIME SEEM TO STAND STILL…” (HM)
Howard Stern loses chance to bag Dolly Parson. (CS)
Aniston & Mayer: The course of true love runs in front of the paparazzi. (CB)
Blindness premiere: Red-Carpet Irony. (Ayyyy!)
Jon Bon Jovi & wife Dorothea: Twins? (IBBB)
Anne Heche: Celestia is flat (&) broke. (TB)
Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson: Act II, over. (SOMG)
Lisa Marie Presley is seriously huge. (PB)
Jessica Alba does Charlie Chaplin (POTP)
Vanessa Paradis replaces Kirsten Dunst. (GB)
Why did Mischa Barton move to France? (HO)
All eyes on Angelina Jolie’s boobs. (KIsP)
Upcoming Films: Land of the Remakes, featuring tasty waves. (Pajiba)
Tony Romo goes back to touching other dude’s taints. Touchdown! (DR)
