Juliette Lewis is such a fucking rebel. (Holy Moly)
Charlie Sheen is lookin’ like a total prick. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie laughs heartily at the middle class. (Celebitchy)
Joaquin Phoenix doesn’t respect his elders. (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Lopez is gigantic. Huge. Massive. (POTP)
Kate Hudson looks very seductive. (Gabby Babble)
Alessandra Ambrosio gets all slippery wet in GQ. (The Blemish)
Brooke Shields engages in Cruise-approved activities. (Hollywood Offender)
Tyra Banks does a fake French accent. (IBBB)
Britney Spears is a prostitute. (Liquid Generation)
Amy Sedaris cooks with bong water. (CityRag)
Simon Cowell & Ryan Seacrest frolic together in a swimming pool. (Daily Stab)
