So, I guess Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson won’t be returning my call. (Celebrity Smack)
Matthew McConaughey’s Nuts: ‘Nuff said. (CityRag)
Rihanna & Josh Harnett: Dating, but not for long. (Celebitchy)
Elton John will kick your ass at Texas Hold ‘Em. (Ayyyy!)
Angelina Jolie is a Prude. (WIMB)
Tom from MySpace: Big, fat liar. (POTP)
Daniel Radcliffe will bring his naked, angry ass to Broadway. (GB)
The Hills: Young Hollywood, Old Script. (IBBB)
Leelee Sobieski shows off her cleavage. (DS)
Celine Dion is a heavy metal babe. (MS)
Michael Jackson: Black or white? (KIsP)
