Ali Lohan could use a little whisper in her ear. (CS)
Sting saves entire elevator of trapped people from certain panic. (Celebitchy)
Katie Holmes enjoys spending Tom Cruise’s money. (Ayyyy!)
If Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, then who is the father? (PB)
Jessica Alba, pregnant and engaged = BLAH BLAH. (WIMB)
Mischa Barton joins the Starlet-With-DUI club (IBBB)
Ivanka Trump just wants to have fun. (The Blemish)
Blake Fielder-Civil is behaving badly in jail. (GB)
Victoria’s Secret models celebrating 20 years of supermodel sluts. (POTP)
Britney Spears is now courting a paparazzo. (DS)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s kids ate Happy Meals for Christmas dinner. (HO)
The Spanish Fly gives advice on New Years Resolutions. (LG)
