Coming Soon: Dustin “Screech” Diamond in his *gak* sex tape. Go see the new trailer. (Celeb News Wire)

Enjoy a Lindsay Lohan doll while you watch the above flick. (Celebitchy)

A 29-year old woman made a much-publicized attempt to lose her virginity by age 30. She failed, and now you can see why. (MY VRWC)

A serious discussion on the Brazilian model who died from anorexia. (And Rightly So!)

NFL teams for the future. So what team will McConaughey be a fan of? (Right Thinking Girl)

Sexiest Man Alive: He coulda been a contender. (Online Petition For JLH)

Resumes and cover letters from hell. (Glitterati Gossip)

Penis Wars: Bill O’Reilly V. Keith Olbermann (Inside Cable News)

I should perhaps end this post before things get disgusting. Swordfight, swordfight!