Severance demonstrates that it’s harder to watch characters get killed once you get to know them. (Pajiba)

One groovy judge exists in Ohio who peppers his opinions with pop culture allusions. This far surpasses the entertainment value of the masturbating judge of Oklahoma. (QuizLaw)

Alec Baldwin: Still a complete prick. (My Cousin Vinnie)

Marilyn Manson finally makes a public appearance with his latest science project girlfriend. (Celebrity Smack)

Sesame Street’s celebrity guest list is cool and all, but I still want to know why Bert and Ernie bathe together. (Celebitchy)

Courtney Love must be fucking someone really important to get into Hyde. (Evil Beet)

Celebrity faces that are turning to Silly Putty. Stick ‘em against the tabloids! (CityRag)

Donald Trump somehow got ahold of that outfit that Rosie O’Donnell wore in Exit To Eden. (The Blemish)