Jessica Alba: As if we needed a scientific explanation. (Flea Towers)
Yoko Ono: Love her. She reminds me of my cutelittlejapanesegrandma. (Glitterati)
Jerry O’Connell: Dude, it’s totally time to stop gushing. (The Blemish)
Michael Lohan in a see-through shirt. Ha! (Celebitchy)
Lindsay Lohan flunked a drug test in rehab. (Celebrity Smack)
Lily Allen got a little rowdy onstage. (POTP)
Madonna and her massive manhands. (CityRag)
Michael Vick and little old Red Riding (Bin) Laden. (IBBB)
Gwyneth Paltrow got a PBS show. Whoo. (QOS)
David Beckham gets his stretch on. (Daily Stab)
Rob Zombie’s Halloween movie buzz. (Hollywood Offender)
