Edward Furlong, that little hoodlum from Terminator 2, is now a father. (Celebrity Moms)

David Beckham admits that he never much cared for Victoria’s hair extensions. (Celebitchy)

Gwenyth Paltrow hasn’t looked this good in a long damn time. (Faded Youth)

Juliette Lewis always has seemed to possess more of a rock star persona than the aura of an actress. (Popbytes)

The cruel research results are in - The Truth Behind Starlet Crotch Photos. (Gallery of the Absurd)

All the lurkers in the audience will be glad to know that I partake in their sport as well, and I’ve been lurking a few blogs pretty heavily lately. One of them “serves imaginary stories of famous people” that may very well have happened, which both contributes to and comments upon our voyeuristic tendencies as a society. Check out the latest Nicole Richie narrative: Parts One and Two. (Parodical)

Love isn’t supposed to hurt, but sometimes it does in the worst way. (Right Thinking Girl)

I knew I’d forgotten to do something last week, and it turns out that approximately seven hundred other bloggers forgot as well. Nevertheless, survey says the blogosphere is pretty much a tableaux of society.

Have an awesome weekend everyone, and don’t do anything Lindsay Lohan would do.

UPDATE 9/23: (3:24AM) Insomnia bites the big one, so I stole a few moments to update my inane bio page. Methinks that I’ll need to rustle up respective bios for the cobloggers here. That should produce some interesting results…