Mystery Ass: To get this week started well. (UMC)
Russell The Muscle: Would you hit it? Um, no. (CS)
Kate Hudson’s vagina just can’t slow down. (CB)
So, does Sheryl Crow like it “up there”? (Ayyyy!)
Kelly Kapowski: Still alive & waiting for prom. (IBBB)
Keanu Reeves: The bogus $11 mill DNA claim. (Yeeeah!)
Candy Spelling: Now we know where Tori gets it. (AG)
Dermot Mulroney: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Lady Gaga wants a Jonas gangbang. (WIMB)
Peaches Geldof ♥ the recession freebies. (GB)
Jessica Simpson tries to make out w/killer whale. (TB)
Courtney Love’s American Express woes. (Jewssip)
Bradley Cooper: Just because he’s super cute. (PB)
2nd Annual Quentin Tarantino Burlesque Film Festival in LA. (BPT)
6 Balloon Records on Par With A Flying Home: Sound implausible? Yes. (PM)
