Snoop Dogg: Corrupting the youth of Iraq. (KIsP)
Portia & Ellen prepare for lesbian wedding. (CS)
Matthew McConaughey gets rescued by surfers. (CB)
Keira Knightley could fuel a campfire. (Ayyyy!)
Drunk Olsen Twin attacks defenseless pinata. (IBBB)
Hugh Hefner is a pervert. Surprise! (GG)
Hayden Panettiere goes brunette. (RR)
Amanda Seyfried is nifty; ethereal; hot. (WIMB)
Amy Winehouse, at age 24, has emphysema. (PB)
Holy crap… Colin Ferrell looks awful. (DR)
Darth Vader is a master nettwerker. (lolebrity)
Katherine Heigl’s bitchy ass has cellulite. (POTP)
Johnny Depp’s mobster film set turns to crime scene. (GB)
Kelly Osbourne looks amazingly cute while dressed as Ugly Betty. (SOMG)
1970s Classic Week: The Jerk, Don’t Look Now, & Harold and Maude. See you on the flip side! (Pajiba)
