Shiantology: Shia LeBeouf superfan religion. (WIMB)
Beyonce Clown: Primitively stupid = v. hilarious. (CS)
Balthazar & Rosetta Getty play while the homewrecker’s away? (CB)
Sienna Miller’s action figure needs exorcism. (Yeeeah!)
Mila Kunis: Before she was famous. (SOMG)
Did Jude Law’s supersperm nail another nanny? (AG)
Why Not To Marry A Pornstar: Advice to live by. (TB)
Rob Pattinson & Kristin Stewart’s weekend love-in? (GB)
Gisele Bündchen nearly naked & fairly glowing. (PB)
Madonna’s new column. Will she speak of Jesus? (Heeb)
Brad Pitt messes with thuggish journalist. (Ayyyy!)
20 Sexiest Rockstar Spawn: Apparently, the terms “sexy” and “rockstar” are quite relative.
