Civilian flashers just don’t get the same results as the Britney, Paris, and Lindsay crotch flashes earn. (QuizLaw)
Lindsay Lohan hates loves hates loves being stalked by the paparazzi. (Celebrity Smack)
Rosie O’Donnell is now using obscene gestures to woo Donald Trump. (The Blemish)
Scary Spice gave her baby the surname of Eddie Murphy. Step up to the bench, dude! (Glitterati)
Perez Hilton is very un-American, but he gets into all the hawt partays and stuff. Oh, and he finally got sued. (Evil Beet)
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Still not showing boobies but selling panties like crazy. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
Tom Cruise has tons of “experience” with women, but he still gives the worst gifts ever. (Celebitchy)
Talking Back to Sheryl Crow: A Diagram and a Word-Association Game
