Only Bill Murray could get a DUI in this hysterical manner. (Celebitchy)
Brad Pitt calls his penis enterprise “a small little victory.” (Daily Stab)
Tara Reid casually sunbathes during a hurricane warning. (IBBB)
Britney Spears blows off Timbaland and her only chance as a comeback. (Celebrity Smack)
James Brown is everybody’s daddy. (Glitterati)
Mariah Carey helps bulimics by getting naked. (CityRag)
Britney Spears is peeing in Belgium. (Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan drinking in rehab? (The Blemish)
Kevin Federline on the bottle, yo. (Queen Of Snark)
The Hottest State is Keanu Reeves in Dogstar bad. (Pajiba)
