Bitch Slap: Another awesome movie that’ll suck. (CM)
Tricia Walsh-Smith declared “cruel and inhuman.” (CS)
Natalie Portman gets her Mike Myers on. (CB)
Maggie Gyllenhaal & Kate Walsh do a fashion 69. (Ayyyy!)
Heidi & Spencer: Be vewwy quiet. Hunting Osama! (IBBB)
Miss Universe 2008 throws gang symbols. (IDWYL)
Pretend to like Bret Michaels & earn $100/day. (RR)
Jennifer Garner: Revealing; pretty damn gorgeous. (TB)
Jessica Biel kicks cancer in the ass. (PB)
Peaches Geldof: Like druggie mother, like daughter. (GB)
James Blunt enjoys boobs & boating. (CR)
Miley Cyrus has a long-lost twin? (lolebrity)
Traci Bingham squeezes the melons. (KIsP)
Jordan & Peter Andre shake what their mommas gave them. (SOMG)
Seven Man-Made Wonders Officially Named: Again, no Javier Bardem. Sigh. (DB)
Britney Spears’ son, 2-year old Sean Preston, tries to light a ciggie. (DR)
2008’s Most Bangalicious Celebrities: I support the James McAvoy - Clive Owen ticket. (Pajiba)
