Paris Hilton won’t be inviting Courtney Love to her next birthday party. (The Blemish)
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are fighting over Scientology and the difficulty of being married to a walking corpse. Okay, I made that last part up. (Celebitchy)
Zodiac uses painstaking detail to its advantage, and among many things, sees Robert Downey Jr. in one of his typical yet essential roles. (Pajiba)
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Inn Love, Nauseating, and not built to last. (Glitterati)
David Beckham needs Posh to kiss it and make it all better. (Evil Beet)
Paris Hilton was flirting with Vince Vaughn. Isn’t he a bit older than her usual boytoys? (I’m Not Obsessed)
Disneyland doesn’t really like boobies all that much. Disneyworld is still up for grabs. (Shallow and Tacky)
