Mystery Ass: As a bonus, the owner of this one eats a hot dog. Shame about the dress pattern. (TB)
Victoria Beckham: A 1979 retro-styled bobblehead. (CS)
Clive Owen: A certified panty-dropper extraordinaire. (CB)
Celebrity Hos: Procreating with their damn babies. (AG)
Miley Cyrus sentenced to hell by Jesus freaks. (WIMB)
Mackenzie Phillips had sex with her own father. EW! (GB)
Matt Damon & Ben Affleck can’t stand to be apart in their bisexualcoastal lives. (SOMG)
Mayor Of Newark, NJ: “Go find a fucking happy story! Go find some black people having a good fucking time!” (Heeb)
Heather Locklear finally said “yes,” but will it work? (PB)
Amy Winehouse wears a sports bra. Uh, why? (Ayyyy!)
What Famous Student Are You? Like, Buffy, totally. (LG)
