Christina Ricci is cute as a pixie. (The Blemish)
Britney Spears wants her kids tested for weed. As if it matters, at this point. (CS)
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher made a Christmas video. (Celebitchy)
Priscilla, Lisa Marie, and Riley Keough: Three generations of creepy Presley women. (Ayyyy!)
Bai Ling = Sugarplum Fairy. (WIMB)
Paris Hilton looks like a zombie hooker. (POTP)
Jessica Alba and Hulk Hogan have something in common. (GB)
“The Hills” fake wedding is called off. (IBBB)
Did Kelly Ripa storm out on Mark Consuelos? (PB)
Renee Zellweger manages to look human. (MS)
Victoria Beckham: Fashion Before Comfort. (HO)
Eva Mendes grabs her own ass. (DS)
Kiefer Sutherland won’t be lovin’ any Christmas trees this year. (CR)
