Mystery Ass in downward-facing dog position. (WWTDD)
Best Dressed & Worst Dressed at the Oscars. (CB)
Amber Rose combined shiny, fuschia & bald. (CS)
Gratuitous Christina Hendricks cleavage. Yay! (LS)
Gwyneth sings rendition of “Killing Me Softly.” Incidentally, this taps right into audience’s fantasies. (OMGB)
Alice in Wonderland: Tim Burton goes “American Idol.” (PJ)
“Kanye West Moment” accepted into public lexicon. (POTP)
Mickey Rourke had __ women in one night. (GB)
Lady Gaga now does the Wonder Woman outfit. (AG)
Christoph Waltz: Before he was the Jew Hunter. (SOMG)
Madonna’s Boy Toy has pubes on his head. (PB)
Hitler Loved Abortions: Well, of course he did. (Heeb)
Notorious Backstabs In History Since Caesar & Brutus: From Tupac & Biggie to Hitler & Stalin. (Schmoop)
