Jessica Simpson is friendly; desperate. (TB)
Courtney Love needs a fucking reality check. (CS)
Sienna Miller has no problems screwing Balthazar Getty, married father of four. (CB)
Fashion Trend: HT drag a drunk model home. (Ayyyy!)
America’s Next Top Wig Model: That’s so Tyra! (IBBB)
Heidi Fleiss’ sorta stud-farm documentary? (PB)
Jimmy Kimmel Is Single! Sarah Silverman who? (SOMG)
Slash: So that’s why he wears the hat. (GB)
Miss U.S.A. bites it; makes us proud. (GG)
Eva Longoria totally gets photoshopped. (DR)
Robert Downey Jr. gets his ass kissed. (LARag)
Ashlee Simpson shoulda pulled the trigger. (WIMB)
Katherine Heigl only has those three sexy vices. (RR)
Jessica Alba could suck a golf ball out a puppy’s ass. (IDWYL)
The Screening Room’s Top 10 Horrific Movie Moments. (CNN)
