Mystery Legs: Nice asses are in short supply. (UMC)
Gwen Stefani looks absolutely gorgeous au natural. (CS)
Sylvester Stallone had plastic surgery. Dude now looks like Dave Navarro on steroids. (CB)
Mischa Barton busted an ass seam. Sexy. (Yeeeah!)
Eva Green to get freaky onscreen with Ewan McGregor’s moleless forehead. (Pajiba)
Friars Club: Abe Vigoda is forgotten, not gone? (Heeb)
Eli Roth & Kanye West share a reptile fetish? (SOMG)
Kanye “Gay Fish” West apologizes in ALL CAPS. (AG)
Patrick Swayze: RIP, Johnny Castle. (PB)
Colin Farrell’s sperm cannot be bargained with. (GB)
How Iconic Movie Characters Would Deal With A Zombie Attack: Tony Montana & Dirk Diggler! (ZON)
