Q: What could possibly be less sexy than Ethan Hawke?
A: Ethan Hawke dressed up as Chris Cornell. (IDWYL)
George Clooney isn’t into fake boobies. (CS)
David Spade’s sexy cross-species fertilization. (CB)
Agyness Deyn and her fake name do Chanel. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter fucks up your life en Español. (IBBB)
Mario Lopez wants you to kiss the c*ck. (SOMG)
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen pretend to eat fried chicken. (DR)
Good news! Paris Hilton is still a dirty girl. (RR)
I always knew that Dustin was an angry, jilted riot girrl trapped in a man’s body. (WIMB)
Jerry Hall’s son has an Oedipus complex. (GB)
Dogs in Costume: Too damn cute to resist. (PB)
Marky Mark won’t be inviting David “That Fucker” Beckham to join the Funky Bunch. (POTP)
Victoria Beckham does facial yoga. Since her boobs are technically part of her face, they cannot help but join in. (KIsP)
