The Fate Of Kiefer Sutherland: Mmm, Kiefer. (Yeeeah!)
Brooke Hogan should have stayed out of the sun. (CS)
Jennifer Aniston finds herself a substitute Brad. (CB)
Legalized Pot: May the Schwarz be with you. (WIMB)
Paris Hilton: The smartest idiot in the world. (TB)
Zachary Quinto: Before he was Sylar & Spock. (SOMG)
Mel Gibson: Loss of the Braveheart Condom? (Jewssip)
Angelina Jolie: Tabloids making shit up again. (PB)
Scarlett Johansson silences in Black Widow attire. (AG)
Joe Jonas has a (sorta kinda) bad boy past. (GB)
Battle Of Bandage Couture: Sophia vs. Hilary. (Ayyyy!)
Miss California given inevitable $1 mill porn offer (CO)
The 50 Greatest Movie Finishing Moves: Death by stereo! (Empire)
