Carla Bruni: Steamy & slightly nsfw. (UMC)
Rob Lowe & his sketchy extortion claims. (CS)
Heather Mills as you never wanted to see her. (CB)
Scarlett Johansson squanders her genes. (Ayyyy!)
Tori Spelling & the monstrously huge head. (IBBB)
Naomi Campbell: The bitch is banned! (TB)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Ladies, he’s single. (SOMG)
Adam Carolla gets the boot. :sniff: (GB)
Kate Moss is all washed up. (PB)
Dennis Miller gives a rat’s ass. (HO)
Jessica Simpson is a webcam whore. (POTP)
Girls of the Sixties: Big-haired bombshells. (CR)
Feminism & pr0n: Mutually exclusive or strange bedfellows? (AN)
My Blueberry Nights gives opportunity to discuss “pretentious” vs. “being a pedantic asshole.” (Pajiba)




















