Emma Watson, she’s what’s for dinner. (UMC)
Jessica Alba in a “shocking” bondage shoot. (CS)
Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman are both losers. (CB)
Tori Amos does Peg Bundy. Dang. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: How to look more like a penis. (IBBB)
Justin Tmberlake is a total cockblocker. (LAR)
Alec Baldwin ♥ Catfights: The drama continues. (MM)
Lindsay Lohan’s supposed lesbian nuptuals. (SOMG)
Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt rumours won’t stop! (PB)
Howard Stern shrugs off those pimp accusations. (GB)
Ashton Kutcher is a blogger with a case of TMI. (POTP)
Sophie Monk is good for exactly two things. (DR)
Rose McGowan just might be a size queen. (IDWYL)
Lydia Hearst throws together bits of cloth and calls them outfits. (RR)
Guy Ritchie’s RocknRolla is a return to form with a brilliant cast, junkie monologues, & naked Russian sex parties. (Pajiba)
Fifteen Gorgeous Models who don’t emulate Keira Knightley. (Asylum)
