Mystery Ass + bonus pair of truly bizarre feet. (UMC)
Courtney Love should eat few New York pizzas. (CS)
Marilyn Manson has daily fantasies about killing Evan Rachel Wood. Dude should shock us all by getting some serious therapy. (CB)
Harold Ramis: Torah Torah Torah & Stripes talk. (Heeb)
Carmen Electra has a Rosie O’Donnell hairdo. (SOMG)
Robert Pattinson moon face as subliminal call. (AG)
Megan Fox: Full-of-crap quote of the day. (GB)
Jennifer Aniston’s new Brad hits the tabloid circuit. (PB)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as conceived by MIchael Bay’s extremely tiny penis. (Pajiba)
Rosario Dawson v. Marion Cotillard: Call it. (Ayyyy!)
Top 10 Movie Explosions Of All Time: Psychic head explosion! Mr. Stay Puft! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! (PM)
