Kristen Stewart: Auto mechanic for a day. (UMC)
When Joaquin Phoenix Attacks: Truly bizarre. (CS)
Kiefer Sutherland used to babysit Gwyneth. (CB)
Tom Cruise uses Lohan’s spray tanner. (IBBB)
Robert Pattinson has, um, some issues. (POTP)
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Oh, please. (WIMB)
Heathers defaced as Broadway musical. (SOMG)
Brad & Angelina: Tabloids making shit up again. (PB)
Jude Law must be wearing beer goggles. (Yeeeah!)
Hilary Duff is a really big tipper. Seriously. (TB)
Liam & Noel Gallagher are dysfunctional brothers. (GB)
Hugh Hefner finally accepts a brunette. (Ayyyy!)
Hayden Panettiere is an immature little bitch. (AG)
Sarah Paxton is joining the anorexic club. (CO)
Mariah Carey makes eggs & rolls on the bed. (CR)
Top 10 Legendary Drinkers who could simultaneously hold their liquor & profession. (AM)
