Kelly Brook Face Dive: Will she or won’t she? (UMC)
Avril Lavigne is looking not-so-punk now, bitch. (CS)
Martha Stewart: Lesbian dates & prison attacks? (CB)
David Hasselhoff: Worst. Pickup. Line. Ever. (TB)
Neil Patrick Harris has some really nice balls. (LS)
Lady Gaga: Going to hell w/a whore’s forehead. (KIsP)
Hollywood Power Couple Over: After 23 years. (SOMG)
Charlie Sheen arrested on domestic abuse charges. (GB)
Peaches Geldofstarts Miley Cyrus death hoax. (AG)
Stars Without Makeup: Unmasking 32 celebs. (PB)
La Lohan: Starting to look a lot like syphillis. (Yeeeah!)
Gratuitous Jewess Moran Nimni: She’s only 19. (Heeb)
