Eva Fucking Green: She’s such a gorgeous thing. (UMC)
World’s Second Most Attractive Couple: Engaged? (CS)
LeAnn Rimes does the Single White Female thing. (CB)
Celebrity Flu Update: Both swine & non-swine. (SOMG)
Whip It “is exactly what you think it is.” (Pajiba)
Celebrity Mug Shot Photo Gallery: “Best of” edition. (AG)
Kim Kardashian is a water goddess. Maybe. (Yeeeah!)
Roman Polanski: A case of decrepit Jewish degenerates standing together? (Heeb)
Leonardo DiCaprio & Martin Scorsese continue their cinematic bromance & get spooky! (PB)
Chris “Mr. Big” Noth ready to take the plunge. (GB)
Top 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews With David Letterman: Joaquin Phoenix still totally kills it. (LG)


















