Kim Kardashian’s ass threw a righteous partay. (Celebrity Smack)
Jessica Biel is jealous of Justin Timberlake groupies. (Celebitchy)
Did Zac Efron have a nose job? (Gabby Babble)
Rachel Zoe’s Style: Anorexic to Zeroed. (Ayyyy!)
Josh Hartnett is like a big bear, man, with claws and fangs, big fucking teeth, man. (Daily Stab)
Sex and the City: Awesome spoiler alert! (IBBB)
Britney Spears’ new album gets predictably crappy reviews. (POTP)
Do the Jedi Mind Shit with your own Jedi Name. (Liquid Generation)
Angelina Jolie should avoid direct sunlight. (ASL)
A Gerard Depardieu doppelganger stole a purse, a bikini, and a designer bra. (KIsP)
Total Lack Of Chemistry: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. (Hollywood Offender)
