Ashlee Simpson to Pete Wentz: Honey, could you pass the Vogue? (POTP)
Avril Lavigne may or may not be pregnant. (CS)
Jessica Simpson is pissing off the sports writers. (Celebitchy)
Richard Simmons: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy! (Ayyyy!)
Pamela Anderson may or may not be pregnant. (IBBB)
Bono may or may not be pregnant. (MS)
Madonna is diabolical. Muhuhahaha! (The Blemish)
The Associated Press is out of its mind. (WIMB)
Simon Cowell might break up with “American Idol.” (GB)
Katie Holmes step(ford)s into the spotlight. (HO)
Rumer Willis depressed about Globes cancellation. We miss out on Rumertinis! (Dlisted)
