Megan Fox must’ve pissed off the makeup artist. (PB)
Being Jennifer Lopez: Fill your pants with an anvil. (CS)
Justin Timberlake is obviously pussy whipped. (CB)
Mena Suvari’s Fashion Week hair raid. (Ayyyy!)
Underrated Babe: It girl Zooey Deschanel. (MM)
Lindsay Lohan finally catches freckle overload. (IBBB)
Noel Gallagher has a security team for his crack. (RR)
Jessica Simpson Stalked by psychotic dolls! (LAR)
Taunting Scientology never gets old. Holla! (Flea)
Deep Thoughts With Matthew McConaughey: “ ” (GB)
Just In Case you need an appetite suppressant (SOMG)
Megan Fox goes for the money shot as usual. (DR)
Mischa Barton totally came here to fuck, y’all. (IDWYL)
Sarah Silverman doesn’t have to act so desperate. (POTP)
Burn After Reading: I gotta see this, but, crap, I’ve been pronouncing “Reading” like the English city this entire time. (Pajiba)
Top 10 (Slightly Redundant) Guys Movies That She’ll Love: That is, if she wasn’t already born with great taste. (AM)
