Mystery Ass: Are these things still worth it? (UMC)
Andrew Koenig, a.k.a. Boner from “Growing Pains,” has gone missing in Vancouver, BC. (CS)
Angelina & Brad bring out cute twins Knox & Vivienne. (CB)
Idiot Kardashian dates an American Psycho. (Yeeeah!)
Didn’t Scarlett Johansson use to be hotter? Yes. (AG)
Rihanna next to a midget stripper. No, really. (POTP)
Jennifer Lopez got dumped by her music label. (SOMG)
Jennifer Love Hewitt dresses up like Lady Gaga? (PB)
Why The Oscars Matter: Not just a Hollywood circle jerk. (PJ)
“Jersey Shore” Guidos hit up Oregon Trail. WTF? (IBBB)
Gratuitous Jewess Of The Week: Kendra Renee. (Heeb)
The Dalai Lama responds to Tiger Woods sex scandal. (GB)
5 Superpowers You Didn’t Know Your Body Was Hiding From You: Manipulate time like Keanu Reeves! (Cracked)
